Skillet

[Raul]

jameseffncabrera: (10:44:33 PM) jameseffncabrera: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCHASS SHIT LOICKING CUM SWAPPING FUCKING WHIPPED DICK SHIT HEAD WHO FUCKS COWS AND MEN FOR PLEASURE WHILE DOING MATH HOMEWORK ON THE ANUS OF A FISHED VAGINA


:)

[cabreezy]

let this be a lesson. if you leave a scrim at a crucial point then you must face the wrath of a james cabrera instant message.

they're like fortune cookies almost

[SexaCuti0n3r]

Boy would I love to have a fortune cookie that gave me that message.

[cabreezy]

kris wants to know what i got mad at that caused me to say "ass cream"

[SexaCuti0n3r]

Midnight Club 2? Maybe Allen remembers.

[Raul]

Fortune cookies of doom...

[IronSkillet]

Yea yea yea...

[Raul]

Attitude...

[eKomstop]

Skillit does it again!



p.s. moderators do your job and put this in rants....

[eKomstop]

well im going to add to this.... last night was funny... you wanted your spot held for like 20 mins... which was fine... then you come in the server for 5 mins then you had to leave... lol it was only funny because other people wanted to play... and you were like larry did you gank my spot???


which by the way the scrims last night were amazingly funny! We played against 3 different west coast clans and they were all mexicans!

[cabreezy]

and he wants to be cereal... what a joke, thank god i wasn't scrimming last night

[IronSkillet]

I've accepted the fact that I'm not serious enough lol. But I didn't prevent anyone else from playing because Larry was in there before me (and he took my spot anyways).

[estoyconqueso]

You were supposed to take my spot because I wanted to go eat dinner... but I missed it and I ended up not eating anyway :d.

you bitch

I ended up playing till like... 1:30 in the morning

[eKomstop]

I've accepted the fact that I'm not serious enough lol. But I didn't prevent anyone else from playing because Larry was in there before me (and he took my spot anyways).

haha but you had fun getting all those mexicans to scrim...

[estoyconqueso]

bump for skillet's absence for the fucking preseason match! god damnit!

[SexaCuti0n3r]

Well what do you know...we're going on like a scrim marathon playing like 3 scrims in row going onto our fourth. We go live and Skillet just says, "can you guys get someone to replace me" and he just drops from the server. We lost pistol round because of that and we ending up kicking the pug. THANKS A LOT SKILLET :mad:

[cabreezy]

and the saga lives on...

[EmirP]

skillet and his quenching thirst for women

[IronSkillet]

I'm taking this opportunity to defend myself and present my actions as logical choices that any of you would have done in the same situation. I'm going to present this as a complicated mathematical proof that only James may understand. For the rest of you, I'll sum it up at the end.

Statements:
(1) I left the scrim after I died at cat during pistol round.
(2) My ex girlfriend called me.
(3) I made out with her.
(4) I made the logical decision.

Theorem 1.1: If (1) and (2) and (3), then (4)

Pf.

-The statement that we lost because of me leaving we lost the round is false because of (1). As a logical man I tried to do as much damage to the opposing team as possible before I died.

-It is obvious that (2) > scrimming since any logical man would take the call.(provided she is not a bitch, which is indeed the case)

-It is obvious that (3) > scrimming, since making out with a girl will always be infinitely better than playing counterstrike.

-Since [(2) AND (3)] > scrimming AND a logical man always chooses the greater decision, (4) immediately follows.

Q.E.D.

OK so it means that in my shoes any of you would have done the same thing--ADMIT IT!!

[starskie]

only made out... wow what a scrub. I'm also guessing she wore the pants in the relationship.

[Que?]

ok statements

1. You actually picked up the phone during a scrim.
2. Playing while on phones severly cuts skill level (especially you)
3. Be like me and text her "il call you during halftime"
4. She was prolly ugly


1+2+3+4=WHAT THE FUCK

i wasnt even there and im like wtf

[Mango_Juice]

-It is obvious that (3) > scrimming, since making out with a girl will always be infinitely better than playing counterstrike.

well, they're close but i think the case is closed with this statement. i could never be mad at someone for leaving for this reason, no matter how many times.

[somewhat l3thal]

bros before hoes

[cabreezy]

ad this one to skillet's resume: causing an original wtk member to quit the clan